The Pesky Toad Logo

The Pesky Toad

The Pescadero Perspective
Back to Humor Feed
humor The Onion 2026-06-23

Wilson Tennis Balls Now Contain Even More Chemical Odor for Maximum Sinus Assault

Wilson Sporting Goods has truly outdone itself, offering tennis balls so pungent they promise to make your entire house smell like a chemical factory. Side effects may include migraines, respiratory distress, and the overwhelming urge to buy more air freshener.

Support Your Local Toad

The Pesky Toad is free and ad-light. If you find it useful, toss a few pesos in the tip jar to help keep the servers running and the satire flowing.

$

MXN · Minimum $10