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humor The Onion 2026-06-23

Wilson Tennis Balls Now Contain Even More Chemical Odor for Maximum Sinus Assault

Wilson Sporting Goods has truly outdone itself, offering tennis balls so pungent they promise to make your entire house smell like a chemical factory. Side effects may include migraines, respiratory distress, and the overwhelming urge to buy more air freshener.

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