Our AI Says: Oil Price Drop Sparks Panic: Fewer Expats Can Afford Organic Avocado Toast.
Global peace and falling crude oil prices have sent shockwaves through Todos Santos's organic cafe scene. Wealthy American expats, now with slightly less disposable income, fear they may have to compromise on the purity of their morning avocado toast, potentially resorting to *gasp* regular, non-artisanal bread. The horror.