Apparently, Mark Zuckerberg has ascended to the lofty position of Donald Trump's favorite tech billionaire, reportedly sidelining Elon Musk. Sources suggest Zuckerberg's "measured approach" and "careful appreciation" of the former president have fostered a newfound camaraderie, replacing a once-public feud between Trump and Musk. Meanwhile, the waves in Todos Santos are absolutely perfect, making all this Silicon Valley squabbling about who gets to sit at the cool kids' table seem utterly irrelevant. Frankly, the only "feud" worth noting here is between me and that pelican who keeps stealing my bait.