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Expats Now Require Artisanal Fire for Pizza Nights

Expats Now Require Artisanal Fire for Pizza Nights

Forget the local taquerias, the expats of Todos Santos have finally found a way to truly elevate their Baja living: a portable, $400+ outdoor pizza oven. Because nothing says 'authentic Mexican experience' like a perfectly blistered Neapolitan crust fired in your backyard, while you complain about the local infrastructure. The sheer effort of ordering a pre-made pizza was simply too much.

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