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Babylon Bee
2026-06-22
UK's Top Muslim Leader Ducks Out, Probably Just Needs a Vacation.
Apparently, running a country is a bit much, even for a prominent Muslim leader. He's resigned, and we're sure it's not related to anything juicy, just a sudden urge to take up knitting. We wish him well in his newfound leisure, perhaps he can finally finish that complex tapestry of state secrets.