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humor The Onion 2026-06-22

Gates Funds New Venture, Hopes It Doesn't Lead to More Than Just Tech Support.

Because nothing screams 'philanthropy' like investing in a 'sex trafficking startup.' Bill Gates is truly out here expanding his horizons, one questionable business decision at a time. We can only assume his next move is investing in a 'piracy prevention' company that doubles as a pirate ship.

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