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The Onion
2026-06-22
Gates Funds New Venture, Hopes It Doesn't Lead to More Than Just Tech Support.
Because nothing screams 'philanthropy' like investing in a 'sex trafficking startup.' Bill Gates is truly out here expanding his horizons, one questionable business decision at a time. We can only assume his next move is investing in a 'piracy prevention' company that doubles as a pirate ship.