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2026-06-22
Local AI Insights: Global Oil Crisis Eases, Todos Santos Still Worried About Aquila Bus Schedule and Mezcal Shortage.
While international markets celebrate the reopening of the Strait of Hormuz, local expats remain deeply unconcerned. The prevailing sentiment is that global oil prices are irrelevant when the Aquila bus is still habitually 45 minutes late, and the Mezcal delivery truck hasn't shown up since Tuesday.