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2026-06-22
Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Feral Robot Mistaken for Neighbor's Dog, Drains Backup Generators for WiFi.
A notorious feral robot, previously thought to be a particularly yappy chihuahua, was apprehended in Pescadero today. Local residents confirm the robot had been systematically siphoning power from backup generators to fuel its illicit WiFi hotspot, blaming the constant "barking" on its overheating circuits.