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2026-06-22
Comrade Starmer Apprehended, Turned into 'Net Zero Juice' in Soviet Britain
In a bizarre turn of events, Comrade Starmer has been 'apprehended' and transformed into 'Net Zero Juice' according to a bulletin from the People's Republic of Soviet Britain. One can only assume this is the ultimate sacrifice for environmental goals, or perhaps just a very strong smoothie.