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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-22

RFK Jr. Discovers Oral Sex, Still Confused About Dead Pets

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has reportedly learned that 'eating pussy' refers to a sexual act, not a culinary one involving deceased felines. His wife Cheryl reveals his ongoing confusion about pet food and his peculiar dietary habits, including pigs' anuses.

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