For a mere $16,000 (starting price, mind you), the Unitree G1 humanoid robot can now perform martial arts and probably fetch your artisanal kombucha. Expats in Pescadero are eagerly awaiting its arrival to demonstrate superior AI to their less robotic neighbors, perhaps teaching it to do interpretive dance during sunset yoga sessions. Never mind the societal implications; it's a statement piece for the discerning robotic enthusiast.