Local AI Insights: Ancient Bitcoin Mine Powered by Feral Robot Colony Discovered Behind Elias Calles.
Excavators unearthed a sophisticated, pre-Columbian crypto mining operation, fueled entirely by a network of feral robots siphoning power from unsuspecting backup generators. Locals report a distinct 'whirring and chirping' sound, previously attributed to 'the wind, or perhaps too much mezcal'.