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Elementi Granville Fire Table: Because Your Patio Deserves a Small Volcano

For the expat who insists their Baja casita's outdoor living space rivals a five-star resort, the Elementi Granville 60" Cast Concrete Gas Fire Table is a must-have. Why just relax when you can relax dramatically, staring into the flickering flames of your very own $1,800 slab of 'high-performance cast concrete?' Perfect for igniting conversations (or small brush fires, depending on the wind) while sipping artisanal tequila.

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