Toad's AI Discovery of the Day: Yoga Retreat Protesters Admit Toad Habitat Concerns Mostly About Their Licking Privileges.
The controversial Cerritos toll road construction halted again as disgruntled yoga retreat workers passionately defended local toad habitats. However, a leaked memo suggests their primary concern isn't amphibian well-being, but maintaining prime access for the highly revered (and reportedly potent) "Toad Licking Green Flash Ritual."