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humor Cloud Tech 2026-06-20

Finally, AI That Controls Your Dreams (Or Just Gives You Weird Headaches)

For those who find reality too mundane, the Prophetic Halo headband promises to induce and stabilize lucid dreams using ultrasound technology and AI. Imagine: controlling your own subconscious narrative! The expats are hoping it'll help them finally dream in fluent Spanish, or at least remember where they left their car keys in their dream mansion.

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