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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-19

Local Dad, Crowned 'World's Greatest,' Fails To Make Top Five List

Despite owning several mugs proclaiming his supreme fatherhood, local man Roger Taft has been shockingly disqualified from the top five dads. It seems his mug collection failed to impress the judges, who apparently have very high standards for 'greatest.'

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