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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-19

British Tourists Find American Food Edible, Remarkably Rape-Gang Free.

In a stunning revelation, Brits visiting America discovered the food wasn't entirely inedible and, to their surprise, the streets weren't overrun by marauding rapists. Who knew America had *two* redeeming qualities?

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