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Fed Chair Spooks Markets; Pescadero Concerned Only With Next Wave Set.

Federal Reserve signals have commodity markets in a tailspin, with global investors scrambling to adjust. Down here, the biggest 'hawkish signal' anyone’s monitoring is the shadow of a pelican over a pristine barrel at Cerritos. The only 'interest rates' worth discussing are how fast the current pulls you out to the peak, or perhaps the interest in the new beachfront yoga class.

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