Woman's Dating App Woes: Apparently, 'Nutters' Are the Only Fish Left in the Digital Sea.
A brave woman laments her romantic woes, claiming dating apps offer only a buffet of commitment-phobes, crypto bros, and men who name their genitalia. Friends tell her to stop choosing poorly, as if emotionally intelligent, Pilates-loving millionaires are hiding behind profiles featuring fish pics and claims of superior genes.