Mayor Burnham Declares Himself Destroyer of Worlds, Blames Makerfield Voters
Andy Burnham, fresh from his election win, channelled his inner Oppenheimer to declare himself the harbinger of doom, lamenting that his victory is just the first domino in a catastrophic chain of events. Apparently, his win will lead to Farage's face on the White Cliffs and an international arms race for Mayors.