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The Shovel
2026-06-19
Pauline Hanson Vows to Stop Bird Migration, Blames Them for Unaffordable Housing.
Australia's bird population is reportedly 'swamped' and failing to integrate, according to Pauline Hanson. She's now vowing to stop migration, suggesting birds should learn English and our 'way of life' before 'taking Australian jobs.' Next, she'll probably blame seagulls for the price of fish and chips.