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The Hard Times
2026-06-19
Cat Prefers Electrocution Snacks Over Kibble, Owners Baffled
A discerning tabby named Paulie has rejected all traditional cat cuisine in favor of gnawing on live electrical cords, much to his owners' dismay. He claims it's a delicacy that 'titillates his central nervous system' and hopes his owners appreciate him saving them money on electricity bills.