Finally, a solution for the truly exhausted elite: a self-stirring cocktail glass. Why exert precious wrist energy when a tiny motor can do the work for you? Your artisanal mezcal deserves a stir untainted by human effort. Expats rejoice, your hands are now free for more important tasks, like scrolling through Zillow for a bigger casita. After all, nobody comes to Baja to lift a finger, especially not their own.