Tired of guessing if Fido wants kibble or simply believes you're a dim-witted biped? The PettiChat real-time pet translator promises to bridge that communication gap with 94.6% accuracy. Now, expats in Todos Santos can finally understand their chihuahuas' existential crises or why their golden retrievers judge their poolside margaritas. The only thing more barking mad than the device is the assumption your pet actually wants to talk to you.