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humor The Onion 2026-06-18

NYC Mayor Gives Knicks Key to His Car, Because Winning is Hard

In a bold move that screams 'we have no other ideas,' the Mayor of New York City has presented the Knicks with the key to his car. Perhaps it's a symbolic gesture, or maybe they just need a ride home after another loss.

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