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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-17

Woman Misses Ex, But Really Just Misses His Cat

In a shocking revelation that surprises absolutely no one, a woman's longing for her ex has been traced to a furry, four-legged culprit. Apparently, purrs are more potent than passion, and catnip is the new love potion.

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