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humor The Beaverton 2026-06-17

Man Happy to Ignore Military-Industrial Complex for 'Top Gun' Bliss

In a powerful display of cognitive dissonance, one man is willing to temporarily forget global geopolitical complexities for two glorious hours of fighter jets and Tom Cruise. Because sometimes, escapism trumps existential dread.

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