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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-17

McDonald's Reintroduces Original Apple Pies, Complete with 19th-Century Cocaine

Get ready for a nostalgic trip back to the 1800s, because McDonald's is bringing back its original apple pies! And by 'original,' they mean the ones with a hint of that special something... cocaine. Because what screams 'vintage charm' like a powdery surprise?

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