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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-17

Procrastinator Given 3 Months to Live, Will Get Around to Dying in 2 Years.

A man told he has three months to live has decided to put off his demise for at least two years, proving that some habits are truly terminal. Doctors are reportedly impressed by his commitment to delaying the inevitable.

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