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humor De Speld 2026-06-17

Global Oil Crisis: Shell Disappointed That Their Crude Has Finally Gone Moldy

Turns out, leaving millions of barrels of oil to rot in the sun wasn't a great logistics strategy. Shell suggests you sniff your petrol before fueling up to ensure it hasn't developed a fine crust of mold.

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