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Nobody likes to imagine their final moments on Earth, but we all harbor the deep desire to leave this world with as much dignity and&#8230; <p dir="ltr">Nobody likes to imagine their final moments on Earth, but we all harbor the deep desire to leave this world with as much dignity and control as possible. That’s why this story is guaranteed to restore your faith in humanity and fill you with hope for the future: <span class="il">Life</span> <span class="il">Alert</span> has added a self-destruct...