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humor The Shovel 2026-06-17

Irony Alert: Senator Stutters Through Speech Demanding Better English From Migrants

Pauline Hanson took a break from her busy schedule of being incoherent to lecture immigrants on their lack of English proficiency. The highlight was definitely when a professional interpreter offered to translate her garbled word-salad into an actual language.


<p>Pauline “H-H-Hanshon” has shown off her immaculate orator skills to the National Press Gallery, where she highlighted the need for migrants to improve their languaging. Proudly representing voters who can’t do a public speech to save their lives, the 72-year-old senator presented her party’s platform at the National Press Gallery today, where she managed to [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/17/migrants-dont-speak-english-good-hanson-slurs-to-press-club/">“Mig...

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