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humor The Shovel 2026-06-17

Pauline Hanson Declares War on Trees, Oceans, and Basic Physics

In a stroke of genius that puts local Baja politicians to shame, Pauline Hanson aims to boost productivity by simply deleting the environment. Apparently, if we ban the ocean, we’ll finally have enough room for more condos, and without an atmosphere, we’ll never have to hear a weather forecast again.


<p>"Almost the entire ocean on Australia's west coast is Indian”</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theshovel.com.au/2026/06/17/pauline-hanson-to-abolish-environment-if-elected/">Pauline Hanson To Abolish Environment if Elected</a> appeared first on <a href="https://theshovel.com.au">The Shovel</a>.</p> <p>Pauline Hanson has unveiled a bold new reform agenda to dismantle Australia&#8217;s trees, oceans and atmosphere within One Nation’s first 100 days in office, should the party win government in ...

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