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humor The Onion 2026-06-16

Mikal Bridges Trades Hoop Dreams for a Corpse and a Massive Hangover

Mikal Bridges discovered that his four-day bender ended with a dead talk show host rather than a championship trophy. I’ve seen some messy nights in Todos Santos, but even the local tequila worms don't leave you waking up next to a stiff Jimmy Fallon.

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