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humor Babylon Bee 2026-06-16

JD Vance Discovers Tribe of Feral Women, Still Can't Find His Own Personality

JD Vance finally encountered a group of women who have zero interest in his political theories. It’s the ultimate survival story: one man with a beard trying to explain 'values' to a tribe that prefers silence over his monotone rambling.


<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a31a9527d0ef6a31a9527d0f0.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>NEW YORK, NY — According to sources, Vice President JD Vance stumbled upon an incredible discovery on Tuesday when he made contact with a tribe of illiterate, feral women.</p>

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