Major League Baseball decides that the sport of hot dogs and seventh-inning stretches needed a rebranding to better reflect modern values. A home run for PR departments everywhere.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a31955cc2fd76a31955cc2fd8.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — In an effort to better reflect the league's values, Major League Baseball announced that it had officially rebranded from "MLB" to "MLBTQ+".</p>