In an unprecedented move of diplomatic brilliance, the U.S. has traded its freedom for what we assume is a very nice set of tea cups. Britain is currently figuring out how to explain the 1776 breakup to a very confused King Charles.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a317ef23ecbc6a317ef23ecbd.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — According to sources, a routine agreement negotiated by President Donald Trump has resulted in control of the original 13 colonies being transferred back to Great Britain.</p>