Intergalactic travelers decided the Earth is officially not worth the gas money after spending five minutes listening to Neil deGrasse Tyson explain why they shouldn't exist. The aliens have requested that we stop calling them.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a3189cca3d786a3189cca3d79.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>U.S. — Humanity's long-awaited first contact with advanced extraterrestrials came to a disappointing end this week after visiting aliens returned home and officially classified Earth as a barren, unintelligent world following a brief encounter with astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson.</p>