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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-16

Cosmetics CEO Asks Team To Invent New Female Insecurities For Profit

A visionary beauty executive has decided that solving real problems is far less profitable than gaslighting women into needing a cream for a body part they didn't know existed.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="341" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/06/iStock-1352833232-600x341.jpg" width="600" /></figure>A fin de priorizar la innovación y adelantarse a la competencia pero también de asegurarse un bonus este año, el jefe de una empresa de cosméticos ha preguntado a su equipo por qué no explorar “o incluso crear” nuevas inseguridades femeninas en vez de sacar un producto más para solventar “los problemas de siempre”. “Intentemos...

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