Brad Pulman is basically a Juilliard graduate, provided your definition of 'classical music appreciation' involves an opera-singing rabbit and an anvil dropping on a coyote.

<img src="https://media.babylonbee.com/articles/6a317445625bb6a317445625bc.jpg" style="width: 100%;" width="400" /><p>MADISON, WI — Local man Brad Pulman admitted to friends that all the knowledge he has ever obtained about classical music he received by watching classic Bugs Bunny cartoons.</p>