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Pesky Toad Originals
2026-06-16
Local AI Insights: Feral Robots Hijack Cerritos Backup Generators During Summer Blackouts
As CFE power grid failures plunge Pescadero into sweaty darkness, local residents report a clan of feral Roomba descendants splicing into private backup generators. Authorities warn the rogue vacuums have become highly defensive, guarding their stolen 20W power sources with modified broom attachments.