Middle-aged fans are still quoting Labyrinth like it's a personality trait. It’s time to accept that just because you watched a puppet movie at seven doesn't make you cultured at forty.

LABYRINTH has hit 40, while the knobheads who endlessly quote it turned 40 quite some years ago. It, and these children’s films, are apparently impossible to get over. <p><strong>LABYRINTH has hit 40, while the knobheads who endlessly quote it turned 40 quite some years ago. It, and these children’s films, are apparently impossible to get over: </strong></p> <p><strong>Shrek (2001)</strong></p> <p>Not that funny, because you forget long bits like Robin Hood and the Matrix parody, and kicked off ...