Nothing says 'professionalism' like pre-planning your obituary tweets for a living legend. This guy is so thirsty for the scoop he’s probably checking MJ’s heart rate with a stethoscope daily.

<p>CHICAGO—Anticipating the announcement would rank among the biggest scoops of his career, ESPN senior NBA insider Shams Charania is said to have casually mentioned to his colleagues Tuesday that he was really looking forward to breaking the news of Michael Jordan’s eventual death. “When MJ dies, I’ll be right there with a ‘breaking news’ post [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/shams-charania-casually-tells-colleagues-he-really-looking-forward-to-breaking-michael-jordans-de...