Why get a useless degree when you can learn the 'real' skills of operating a carnival ride from a shady guy named One-Tooth Mitch? Honestly, the job security in mid-air vomit management is probably better than a liberal arts major anyway.

<p>COLUMBIA, MO—Surveying a wide cross section of Americans aged 18 to 24, a new study published Tuesday by researchers at the University of Missouri found that more Americans were foregoing college in favor of letting the carnival sort them out. “In a dire job market like this, it doesn&#8217;t make sense to spend tens of [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/study-more-americans-foregoing-college-in-favor-of-letting-the-carnival-sort-them-out/">Study: More Americans Foregoing...