In a display of culinary genius that has baffled the locals of Amarillo, someone finally realized that mixing Texan and Mexican food actually tastes good. Next, they’ll be discovering that the sun is, in fact, quite warm.

<p>AMARILLO, TX—Expressing astonishment over the unorthodox combination of the two distinct cuisines, local customers described the remarkable culinary innovation they experienced Thursday at the grand opening of a daring new fusion restaurant that mixes Texan and Mexican flavors. “It sounds kind of gimmicky, but somehow the flavors work together,&#8221; said local resident Harrison Peters, who [&#8230;]</p> <p>The post <a href="https://theonion.com/daring-fusion-restaurant-mixes-texan-mexican-f...