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humor El Mundo Today 2026-06-16

Zapatero Finally Confesses to That Little Louvre Heist

Former Spanish PM José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero has finally come clean about the 1.3 million euros in jewels found in his office, casually pivoting from politics to international art theft. Turns out, retirement is much more lucrative when you have a penchant for French masterpieces.


<figure><img alt="" class="attachment-large size-large wp-post-image" height="398" src="https://emtstatic.com/2026/06/joyas-600x398.png" width="600" /></figure>Apremiado por el juez de la Audiencia Nacional José Luis Calama, que ha rechazado retrasar su declaración, el expresidente José Luis Rodríguez Zapatero ha aclarado por fin el origen de las joyas por valor de 1,3 millones de euros que encontró la Guardia Civil en el registro de su oficina en la calle de Ferraz. [&#8230;]

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