A pack of desperate, silk-shirted men have decided to play 'chaperone' to the England squad's partners, proving that if a woman is within 2,000 miles of a football pitch, there will be a creep nearby to mansplain her own neglect. Truly, a heroic effort to offer companionship to people who didn't ask for it.

THE UK’s lotharios have been notified that the England squad’s wives and girlfriends are hot and undefended 1,250 miles from the team’s base. <p><strong>THE UK’s lotharios have been notified that the England squad’s wives and girlfriends are hot and undefended 1,250 miles from the team’s base. </strong></p> <p>While the team train in Kansas in preparation for their first match in Dallas tomorrow, their partners languish without male attention in a city known for its beaches, nightlife and opport...