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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-16

Maternal Vendettas: Why Your Mum Still Hates TV Presenters from 2002

Your mother carries a grudge against celebrities with the dedication of a professional hitman for crimes as heinous as 'seeming a bit too cheerful.' It's truly inspiring how she holds Judith Chalmers responsible for the lack of sun in Skegness.


SHE doesn’t know why she hates them, but she does. These celebrities are subject to decades-long maternal vendettas beyond any understanding. <p><strong>SHE doesn’t know why she hates them, but she does. These celebrities are subject to decades-long maternal vendettas beyond any understanding: </strong></p> <p><strong>Anneka Rice</strong></p> <p>Had a career in the 80s by being dropped from helicopters, described as ‘being a professional show-off’. Wore an unnecessary jumpsuit over her ‘big arse...

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