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humor The Daily Mash 2026-06-16

Won't Someone Think of the Poor, Oppressed Online Predators?

In a display of self-awareness that is somehow even lower than their moral standing, online predators are complaining that digital safety bans are hurting their 'livelihood.' Apparently, the struggle to not be a human stain on society is quite taxing for those who have to step back into the real world to be creepy.


SICK deviants who use social media to prey on young people have asked you to consider their feelings during this difficult time. <p><strong>SICK deviants who use social media to prey on young people have asked you to consider their feelings during this difficult time.</strong></p> <p>Predatory men who employ TikTok and Snapchat to contact under-16s believe they are the real victims of the proposed social media ban, and have complained nobody is discussing the impact it will have on their lives.<...

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