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humor The Hard Times 2026-06-16

Local Accountant Trades DUI for Eternal Piggyback Rides

After a DUI conviction, one man is now forced to commute via piggyback, proving that public shame is the only effective way to handle a mid-life crisis. Nothing says 'professional accountant' quite like arriving at the office soaked in your neighbor’s side-sweat.


<p>DES MOINES, Iowa β€” Local man Jerry Servin dismounted from the back of Harold Orozco upon returning from work, just one of... <a class="font-medium" href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dui-forces-man-to-commute-via-piggyback/" style="color: #3eb565;">Get the full story</a></p> <p>The post <a href="https://thehardtimes.net/culture/dui-forces-man-to-commute-via-piggyback/">DUI Forces Man To Commute via Piggyback</a> appeared first on <a href="https://thehardtimes.net">HARDTIMES</a>.</p> <p cl...

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